It added fourteen new characters including three secret characters. Trivia The update is based on Hipster Whale's game Piffle. The Medieval Update is a content update in Crossy Road. New Mascots Piffle Waffle Pineapple Piffle Ball Marmalade Gallery TBA. Antagonists 3 - The Threesome Gang (Cuck) Voting closed. Crossy Road Characters Secret & Unlock - Zgaming. Antagonist 2 - Doctor-Patronising (Pre-retcon Pills) 12. The mascots are characters from Hipster Whale's game Piffle. Protagonists 2 - NoPain1037 and Liquid Ooze (Pre-retcon Pills) 0. It added Piffle along with four new secret mascots. Unlock Jughead Jones one of the new mystery characters in Crossy RoadUse Archie and EAT 50 BURGERS (Hamburgers/beef burgers)You can collect, well eat. To unlock Marmalade you need to collect exactly one of each of the 5 different items (floppy disk, donut, dice, sock and ball) in a single run but without collecting any spares and with any of the characters from the Piffle update. The Piffle Update is a content update in Crossy Road. Marmalade is a secret character so it can not be unlocked from the prize machine. Please help expand it quickly, before the Eagle catches you!